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Learn all the history and information about Cologne visiting the city's landmarks like:
*Please book for free to guarantee a spot. Tours require minimum 3 guests to operate. Guides will only wait 10 minutes max past the starting time
The Starbucks at the train station is our meeting point, right by the great cathedral. We will wait for you outside to start our walking tour.
The Rude Bastards Tour ® is an award-winning tour operating in multiple cities across Europe in various forms. You will learn everything about Cologne as a rude local while visiting its most famous landmarks like the cathedral, the Farina Eau de Cologne and the banana, yes, the banana.
Which means we expect you to hug back, and take the chance to cop a feel too ;) . If you're not familiar with how a free tour works, they are a style of service where tour-takers tip the guide at the end of the tour by whatever amount they think is appropriate.
Our guides are professionals and your tips are their income. The service is not funded by the government or any other authority.
This tour contains adult language and politically opinionated views, and may not be suitable for every participant (we recommend 18+ age). Our product is intended for mature audiences.
We try to deliver informative facts of history and culture through humour. Try to have fun and ask as many questions as you like!
Another important thing to note is that, for the tour to take place we need a minimum of three people. If this is not met, we will unfortunately have to cancel the tour, but we will inform you ahead of time and offer rebooking possibilities.
All guests are responsible for their actions. No guest is obliged to take part in any activity. Guest participation is voluntary. Guides are not responsible for the inappropriate behavior of guests. Guides are not responsible for the safety of personal belongings. Guides and CAN YOU HANDLE IT? TOURS VZW accept no responsibility in the event of injury during this activity. In general guests should be of legal age to participate in the chosen activities, or if underage, be accompanied by a responsible adult. All donations are voluntary. All paid activities are non-refundable. Any inappropriate behavior will result in exclusion from the activity, without refund. Complaints must be submitted in writing to our contact section on our website.
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